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The Slutcracker at Somerville Theatre

Ballet-parody masterpiece The Slutcracker has been delivering raunchy, ribald revelry and erotic good vibrations to Somerville Theatre audiences since 2008. Based on Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky's famed 1890s ballet The Nutcracker, it combines high culture with burlesque tradition and gathers together local ballet dancers, strippers, belly dancers, pole performers, hula-hoopers, acrobats, plus other eccentric and exotic dancers.

In The Slutcracker, sequins and glitter meet fleshy natural beauty with an emphasis on diversity, individuality and an adults-only approach to sexual freedom. "Classic" female-gendered performers share the stage with male and trans performers. Risqué costumes and blush-inducing props assure that this is not a Nutcracker for kids — so 18 and over only, please.

About The Slutcracker

The Slutcracker was created by choreographer-director Vanessa White, a former Nutcracker dancer who still performs as the Sugar Dish Fairy in this saucy adaptation featuring her Lipstick Criminals troupe. "Like all art, people will take away what it means to them," she once explained to The Tufts Daily. "All I ever wanted to do was make a beautiful show — and funny, and sexy." Her work is set to Tchaikovsky's score as recorded by the Czech Republic's Brno Philharmonic Orchestra.

White's major modification of the E. T. A. Hoffmann short story that inspired the original was to transform the ballet's youthful sibling protagonists, Clara and Fritz, into a dissatisfied engaged couple.

Clara and Fritz explore a garden of previously forbidden sexual delights in the work's dreamlike second act, when The Slutcracker cuts loose with a wide variety of titillating capers featuring Russian dominatrixes, the erotic Dance of the Reed Pole, and a troupe of sexually indeterminate clowns. Other set pieces include "Waltz of the Flowers and Wet-Spot Fairy," a Busby Berkeley take-off, and a Bacchanalia involving both the onstage performers and a team of "Fluffers" working among the audience. Suffice to say that The Slutcracker contains everything audiences love about the original holiday perennial – and a whole lot more.

Reviews

Rating: 4.3 out of 5 based on 106 reviews
  • Awesome!!

    by 20Smith17 on 12/18/17Somerville Theatre - SomervilleRating: 5 out of 5

    Wasn't sure what to expect or where it was going and then I caught on. I laughed, I was shocked and I clapped. I am so glad I went to see this show. Have fun, have an open mind as you will love it ... enjoy!!

  • Fun fun and funny

    by RockerBunch on 12/17/17Somerville Theatre - SomervilleRating: 5 out of 5

    Change up your Christmas cheer and enjoy a great 10th anniversary production of the Slutcracker

  • by RedSoxMary on 12/17/17Somerville Theatre - SomervilleRating: 5 out of 5

    This is my 4th or 5th year seeing "The Slutcracker", and it does not disappoint. "The Slutcracker" is one of those winter events that I look forward to every year. Vanessa/Sugar Dish (the powerhouse behind the show) is an amazingly talented and passionate artist. I hope that "The Slutcracker" continues for another 10 seasons, at least!

  • by Anonymous on 12/13/17Somerville Theatre - SomervilleRating: 5 out of 5

    The Slutcracker is a must see every December. Make sure you go twice. See Cast A and Cast B. Best performances and performers in Boston

  • Tits the season

    by Uniquenicknname on 12/13/17Somerville Theatre - SomervilleRating: 5 out of 5

    This show has made it 10 Years for a reason! The dancers are talented, the original recording of Tchaikovsky’s slutcracker is beautiful, the people are beautiful and work so hard, and the venue provides gender neutral bathroom options, the entire show provides the audience with an inclusive and diverse space. This show is absolutely a must see holiday event

  • Induldge in your sluttiest thoughts

    by KMarcell on 12/13/17Somerville Theatre - SomervilleRating: 4 out of 5

    After many years of wanting to attend this show I finally made it to see the "Slutcracker". The show played into all your erotic desires from BDSM, fuzzies, striptease, and MORE. This show is definitely a MUST SEE especially if you're wanting to embrace your inner slut. I love that the show made me feel sexy and want to go home and try some new tricks.

  • by Anonymous on 12/11/17Somerville Theatre - SomervilleRating: 4 out of 5

    Funny and interesting show. The second half of show was more entertaining then the first half. Check it out

  • Phenomenal show!

    by ntotn on 12/10/17Somerville Theatre - SomervilleRating: 5 out of 5

    Enjoyed it very much, thank you for putting it on (and taking it off)!

  • Absolutely hilarious!!

    by JenniferMooreplease on 12/6/17Somerville Theatre - SomervilleRating: 5 out of 5

    I have not laughed that long ever during an event or movie!! This adaptation of The Nutcracker is brilliant. Thanks for the most enjoyable evening I have had in a long time!!

  • by Anonymous on 12/6/17Somerville Theatre - SomervilleRating: 1 out of 5

    it is high school kids play at best. poor production, not real burlesque. no, not every body can dance (if what they did should be regarded as dance at all).

  • Sassy !

    by Mamabeck on 12/6/17Somerville Theatre - SomervilleRating: 5 out of 5

    The Slutcracker was amazing, an original show that is a must see for anyone who likes burlesque . Very creative with much humor and sassiness.

  • Awesome entertainment!

    by Topcat61 on 12/6/17Somerville Theatre - SomervilleRating: 5 out of 5

    The warm and casual atmosphere makes it a 2 hour escape from life. Amazing production compatible with any other Christmas event. A definite fan.

  • Funny parody

    by Andi121 on 12/5/17Somerville Theatre - SomervilleRating: 3 out of 5

    The whole idea is funny and story is amusing, but when it gets to the 2nd part of the show the majority of dancing just isn't good. It's fleshy but not sexy like an actual burlesque show. Overall, it's a good experience but there is certainly room for improvement. Go with an open mind and have a few drinks to enjoy.

  • A Fun Night Out

    by BillieLG on 12/5/17Somerville Theatre - SomervilleRating: 5 out of 5

    So glad I finally made the time to see this show. It was amazing. I went with a group of friends and we could not stop laughing. I give lots of credit to those Men and Women for a beautiful show! I will be back again!

  • Will Definitely Make it a Yearly Show

    by NKF2017 on 12/5/17Somerville Theatre - SomervilleRating: 5 out of 5

    We had so much fun. Lots of laughs. Went with a group of friends.

  • A Holiday tradition keeps getting better each year

    by johntheaudience on 12/4/17Somerville Theatre - SomervilleRating: 5 out of 5

    Slutcracker raises the bar every year. This year was off the charts amazing. The story flows perfectly and the performances are magical. I was so impressed I am going to come back to see a second performance. This is art the way it should be.....