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Rating: 3.7 out of 5 based on 236 reviews
  • Rating: 1 out of 5

    Not funny

    by Anonymous on 9/19/17Mount Airy Casino Resort - Mount Pocono

    I love going to a comedy show, however Artie Lange was terrible. Hard to understand and not funny at all. I had high expectations going in based on his history. I couldn't have been more disappointed.

  • Rating: 1 out of 5

    Horrible Venue!

    by Lindy923 on 9/19/17Mount Airy Casino Resort - Mount Pocono

    I can honestly say that I really have NO CLUE how funny he was or not since both me & my friend could not hear ANYTHING he said! Want my money back for spending over $125 & sat there & couldn't understand a WORD he said! Not sure if he was too stoned or Mount Airy Resort has the WORST acoustics ever! !

  • Rating: 1 out of 5

    He Sucked!!!

    by Kromes on 4/17/17Bergen Performing Arts Center - Englewood

    I like Artie Lang but the show sucked.Very old material.Talking about A-Rod in the playoffs?Bits we have seen before.He sent it in.

  • Rating: 1 out of 5

    Terrible Sound and Security

    by Druenutz on 3/30/17The Wellmont Theater - Montclair

    From what I could hear the material was good, but I was sitting towards the back and I could barely hear anything. What pisses me off is there were no less than 6 speakers mounted on the walls above us that they didn't bother hooking up. Plus there was some drunk moron in the front row that monopolized at least 10 minutes of the show that security did NOTHING about. Thank God his sister dragged him outta there. Considering I paid 70 bucks each for the seats, I don't think it was worth it

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Artie Lange great show

    by Mjp4 on 3/27/17The Wellmont Theater - Montclair

    Show was great very entertaining I felt bad for the guy I know he's trying to help his addiction .. I highly recommend the show if ur a fan of his..

  • Rating: 1 out of 5

    Artie needs to hang it up.

    by boxcutterbob on 3/13/17Sound Board at MotorCity Casino Hotel - Detroit

    Wasn't funny at all. Off heroin & still stunk. Luv the guy but not as stand-up comic.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Awesome Artie

    by cptjim on 3/13/17Sound Board at MotorCity Casino Hotel - Detroit

    Performance was excellent. He responded to all inputs from the audience with great humor.

  • Rating: 1 out of 5

    by Anonymous on 3/13/17Sound Board at MotorCity Casino Hotel - Detroit

    Don't waste your money, was not funny at all. Money down the drain

  • Rating: 4 out of 5

    by Stablejelly on 3/13/17Sound Board at MotorCity Casino Hotel - Detroit

    Great venue. Fun evening. Hope Artie is alright and the homeless look is just part of the act. I think he wanted to rip on Trump but the audience, well, didn't respond, so he moved on. My feeling anyway. Artie can really improvise. That's how the performance felt.

  • Rating: 1 out of 5

    Unfunny

    by Bdybrns20 on 2/15/17The Space at Westbury Theater - Westbury

    Extremely disappointing. Both riddled with hecklers as well as recycling some 20 year old jokes. I think I laughed twice during his performance. The opening act was far better.

  • Rating: 4 out of 5

    Artie Lange is a local treasure for NYC area

    by MooseLB61 on 2/15/17The Space at Westbury Theater - Westbury

    The show was just a classic meat and potatoes standup act by Artie. Artie is a fantastic story teller and his flavor of being from the tristate area adds a fun charm to the show.

  • Rating: 1 out of 5

    It was terrible!!!

    by Krisman24 on 2/15/17The Space at Westbury Theater - Westbury

    He did the same bits hes been doing forever, even then he messed up the punch lines. He really seemed to not care too, just ran through it as fast as he could. When he got heckled for doing the old bits he had no response. Wish i spent my hard earned money elsewhere

  • Rating: 3 out of 5

    by Anonymous on 2/9/17Valley Forge Casino Resort - King of Prussia

    liked the opening act better. artie better at telling stories than stand up

  • Rating: 1 out of 5

    horrible!!!

    by civicandy on 2/8/17Valley Forge Casino Resort - King of Prussia

    a total waste of money! they had us packed so tight you could not move artie was the worst "comedian" I have ever seen about 30 mins into performance about 30% of the crown had already left including my wife and myself. right before we left there was a guy shouting how bad he was!! sure would be nice to get my $125 back!!!!!!

  • Rating: 3 out of 5

    Disappointed

    by DickChen on 2/7/17Valley Forge Casino Resort - King of Prussia

    I was a fan of Artie when he was on the Howard Stern show. He was outrageous and extremely funny. I had difficulty hearing him at times and most of his performance was a disappointment except for a couple stories. I thought his opening act was better than Artie. He had me laughing like crazy.

  • Rating: 4 out of 5

    Artie Lange Was So So

    by Richiee1 on 2/7/17Valley Forge Casino Resort - King of Prussia

    HI The Artie Lange show was so so ....Artie was OK funny but I was expecting more based on the years on Howard Stern. Artie did reference the show a number of times which was funny. I know Artie is not involved with the Stern show. The opening act - forget the guys name - was good. The theater at Valley Forge Casino & Resort was folding chairs in the basement. I thought they'd have this show in the nice theater but I guess they wanted to get as many people in there as possible. I did like that they had numerous bars in the area & a food truck too! It was a nice evening out with my spouse. Overall a decent show but would I pay around $150 total for two tickets - doubtful.

  • Rating: 4 out of 5

    Artie Lange Rocks

    by RNR1995 on 2/7/17Valley Forge Casino Resort - King of Prussia

    Artie is one of the funnies comedians, I really enjoyed his show Unfortunately the seats where made for children Stacking chairs side by side, maybe for people under 100 lbs but that is not the norm for people now Also when did the basement of the Valley Forge Casino become the "Valley Forge Music Fair" And really do you need to serve alcohol for a two hour event? Walking out the girl in front of me almost broke her legs on all of the spilled beer!

  • Rating: 2 out of 5

    deflated balloon

    by leadballoon on 2/7/17Valley Forge Casino Resort - King of Prussia

    The venue was horrible. Seats were crammed together and big pillars obstructed the view. Was scheduled to begin at 8 but nobody got on stage until around 830. Artie only did a 30 minute set or so with one opener who also did about 30 minutes, so for expensive tickets, the show was only about an hour long. Stage hands were doing repairs to the stage while the opener was on stage!

  • Rating: 1 out of 5

    Wanted to see Artie

    by Winston302 on 2/7/17Valley Forge Casino Resort - King of Prussia

    Really dissappointed in show. Was hoping for a Stern show Artie: clever, self-deprecating. Instead saw a comic who seemed ill-prepared and desperate.

  • Rating: 2 out of 5

    My first comedian show was lame

    by NotAFanOfArtieLange on 2/7/17Valley Forge Casino Resort - King of Prussia

    For this being my first comedian show, I was excited. Our friend told us that he was pretty good and that he would be here locally at valley forge casino so I bought tickets. The show was not what I was expecting, I guess. He just wasn't funny. I laughed a few times but it was never more beyond a chuckle. I was expecting to receive more entertainment for the cost of these tickets. I don't mind crude humor, but Artie and his opening act were a little rude at times, and it often felt like they were beating a dead horse by staying on the same topic. Several groups of people left in the middle of the show and boo'd and yelled "you suck". I would not go back to see Artie Lange, or recommend his show. Our friend, who recommended that we see the show with him said that he too was disappointed with the show this time around. He thought Artie really went downhill. I'll have to do more research before I buy tickets next time!