Worst Show ever
by DominicB on 4/4/11Fox Theatre Detroit - DetroitRating: 1 out of 5I have an awesome story to tell people. I was at the worst show ever produced. Nobody can come to me and complain about how bad a show they have seen is--I have them beat by saying I saw Charlie Sheen in Detroit.
Everything Charlie did failed! And I loved every bit of it! We were treated to 2--yes TWO--Q&A segments, with answers such as "No, that was Emilio," "AA stories are boring," "yes, you can have a hug," and "I'll think about that, [telling a story about porn stars]." We were teased with a story about how his car was stolen in LA--he said it involved crack, but he didn't tell the story.
We saw part of a film Charlie directed that was so bad, Charlie got up and had the movie stopped. This was one of my few disappointments; this film was "Ed Wood" bad and I wanted to see the end.
The show ended quite abruptly. Possibly the worst Snoop Dog music video was played. Then Simon Rex, the former MTV VJ--who looked like an extra from Jersey Shore, came out and rapped an awful song. Rex left after finishing, and the house lights came on.
My cousin and I stuck around for a while and Charlie and friends came out while the stage was being cleaned up, did a curtain call and said, "you guys in the balcony come on down and see us." By the time we made it down, they had left. A fitting end.