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Rating: 4.9 out of 5 based on 120 reviews
  • Cristela WAS AWESOME!

    by E8ther on 10/21/19Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    I loved everything about this show! I loved the opening acts, the diversity of her openers, their material was hilarious. Cristela was funny, thoughtful, honest, intrepid. Her formation about a hate "hate" club was genius. The theater fit a lot of people but still felt intimate. San Anto LOVES Cristela!

  • Cristela Alonzo is the BEST!

    by Jay2005 on 10/21/19Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    Cristela never disappoints. She is down to earth, relatable and hilarious. She tells it like it is. She is definitely a must watch.

  • Cristela show

    by y. m. on 10/20/19Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    The show was awesome. The staff was accommodating to allow her to meet and greet all of us who wanted to stay. Cristela was so good. Hope y’all bring more Latinos to your venue.

  • Excellent

    by San Antonio Comedy on 10/20/19Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    Venue was an older theater that had been renovated and it was beautiful. All the comics, even the "warm-up" comics were funny. Cristela was hilarious. After taking an extended break from the comedy scene, she was obviously glad to be back on stage and looking forward to her 40 city tours. She stayed after the show to greet everyone that wanted to say hello, to sign her book, and to take photos. SHE WAS GREAT!

  • Cristal was awesome.

    by DOZ on 10/20/19Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    Cristela is not filthy, dirty or rank. This Rio Grande Texas girl takes the high road, using stories of her life, finding the humorous essence, sharing her life experiences with her audience. Yes, she curses, but not every other word is vile. Really miss her weekly show. It was thoughtful, smart and touching. Thank you Cristela for your portrayal of the Mexican family and our rich story!

  • My abs still hurt

    by Strong latina on 10/20/19Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    I could not stop laughing from the minute she walked on stage. Everything was relatable. Everything was hilarious. She has timing, she has wit, she has great stories that just made me laugh so hard, my stomach still hurts! This was worth every penny!

  • Incredible show

    by Donna Summers on 10/20/19Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    Love Cristela by far one of the best comedians I have been to! Not only is she funny, but a great advocate for human rights. I respect and love this woman. If you haven’t seen her, you are missing out.

  • by Jay2005 on 9/4/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    Cristela was hilarious and on fire. She is a must see and the best at what she does. Seeing her in person was a dream come true.

  • Cristela was awesome!

    by Bayona55 on 8/28/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    Thought I would hate the general admission...turned out to be best thing ever. Great seats, great show.

  • Hysterical and Smart

    by She88 on 8/24/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    I was introduced to Cristela via her sitcom on ABC. Her sitcom was groundbreaking and provided images of Latinas/os that viewers have not seen on U.S. English language television. From her funny writing on television to her stand-up she continues to make fun of topics that are new and not recycled. She is able to connect with various types of audience members as seen from the diversity of people at her show.

  • General admission sucks

    by DoubleOh on 8/24/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 4 out of 5

    Having to show up 2 hrs early for a good seat sucks. Show and venue were great. Warm up act was great!

  • Cristela put on a great show

    by carolA87311 on 8/23/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    Cristela was AMAZING put on a great show that was relatable I have seen her once before live and she did not let me down I laughed so hard I cried it was amazing if you're Mexican you wanna check her show out and even if you're not I'm sure you can relate to her mom jokes

  • Cristela was amazing!

    by LSDIII on 8/23/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    We laughed from start to finish. Love, Love, Loved her show.

  • Cristela Alonzo was great.

    by Manolo13 on 8/23/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    She did a great show with a lot of jokes. I had a great time.

  • Cristela was ok old jokes to political

    by Rgvpharr on 8/23/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 2 out of 5

    Traveled 3.5 hours to see her, never again. She's ok and prices are low, but no worth a three hour drive. She getting to political. Just make us laugh I don't care about your political views. They didn't tell us it was going to be recorded.

  • Fun(ny) Times

    by ShBrown on 8/23/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    Cristela was amazing! I recently went to go see other big name comedians in Austin in July and she was far better than them. Her opening act was very good as well, but she was perfection. Her style of stand-up was good and her jokes were funny. My side hurt from laughing so much. There was a rude member of the audience, but I didn't even realize he was heckling her because she included it in her jokes. She just made him about of the story

  • Cristela rocked the House

    by Laughteristhebestmedicine on 8/23/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    What a great show! I laughed at all her jokes, she covered so many topics & was terrific! I needed the comedy relief and she delivered. She is worth going to see again next time she is in San Antonio. Thank you Cristela!

  • Hilarious!

    by MarlyChaps on 8/23/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    She was so funny! I could relate to a lot of things that she said about our Latin culture. Her opening act was very funny as well. Overall amazing show she did great and I'm glad I was able to be part of her Netflix special!

  • Cristela was hilarious!!!!

    by Cristelafan on 8/23/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    This was my first time going to a comedy show and I couldn't have picked a better comedian. Cristela was so hilarious...I laughed so hard I had tears coming down my face. I hope she comes back soon because I will definitely go see her again. I recommend everybody go see her if they want a good laugh.

  • Best show ever

    by LouieLou1 on 8/23/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San AntonioRating: 5 out of 5

    Super funny had a blast can't wait to see it on Netflix