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Rating: 4.9 out of 5 based on 105 reviews
  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    So funny and great performer

    by E. n. on 11/4/19San Diego Performing Arts Center - San Diego

    Cristela is extremely talented. She’ll have you laughing until you cry. She also brings stories and a voice that is not often shared. Highly recommended!!

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    So funny!

    by Marina on 11/4/19San Diego Performing Arts Center - San Diego

    I laughed so hard!! I hope Cristela comes to San Diego again ASAP

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Laughed our butts off!

    by LOLLY AKA MELANIA on 10/31/19Punch Line Comedy Club - Sacramento - Sacramento

    Cristela Alonzo is an amazing comedian! She kept us laughing all night! Every joke was a hit! I highly recommend that you go see her show! She is an outstanding comedian! Love her!

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Amazing Show!Welcome home, Cristela Alonzo!

    by N.N.V.J. on 10/25/19Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    The intimate setting, the welcome and the meet and greet made Cristela Alonzo’s show amazing! The Empire Theatre, the welcoming Staff and everything about it made every effort to get there so worth it! Thank you to all who contributed to such an unforgettable night! Keep up the greatness!

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Awesome Show

    by T. R. on 10/21/19Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    The venue was perfect and the opening acts very entertaining. Her show is a must see.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Cristela WAS AWESOME!

    by E8ther on 10/21/19Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    I loved everything about this show! I loved the opening acts, the diversity of her openers, their material was hilarious. Cristela was funny, thoughtful, honest, intrepid. Her formation about a hate "hate" club was genius. The theater fit a lot of people but still felt intimate. San Anto LOVES Cristela!

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Cristela Alonzo is the BEST!

    by Jay2005 on 10/21/19Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    Cristela never disappoints. She is down to earth, relatable and hilarious. She tells it like it is. She is definitely a must watch.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Cristela show

    by y. m. on 10/20/19Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    The show was awesome. The staff was accommodating to allow her to meet and greet all of us who wanted to stay. Cristela was so good. Hope y’all bring more Latinos to your venue.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Excellent

    by San Antonio Comedy on 10/20/19Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    Venue was an older theater that had been renovated and it was beautiful. All the comics, even the "warm-up" comics were funny. Cristela was hilarious. After taking an extended break from the comedy scene, she was obviously glad to be back on stage and looking forward to her 40 city tours. She stayed after the show to greet everyone that wanted to say hello, to sign her book, and to take photos. SHE WAS GREAT!

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Cristal was awesome.

    by DOZTX on 10/20/19Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    Cristela is not filthy, dirty or rank. This Rio Grande Texas girl takes the high road, using stories of her life, finding the humorous essence, sharing her life experiences with her audience. Yes, she curses, but not every other word is vile. Really miss her weekly show. It was thoughtful, smart and touching. Thank you Cristela for your portrayal of the Mexican family and our rich story!

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    My abs still hurt

    by Strong latina on 10/20/19Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    I could not stop laughing from the minute she walked on stage. Everything was relatable. Everything was hilarious. She has timing, she has wit, she has great stories that just made me laugh so hard, my stomach still hurts! This was worth every penny!

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Incredible show

    by Marco on 10/20/19Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    Love Cristela by far one of the best comedians I have been to! Not only is she funny, but a great advocate for human rights. I respect and love this woman. If you haven’t seen her, you are missing out.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    by Jay2005 on 9/4/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    Cristela was hilarious and on fire. She is a must see and the best at what she does. Seeing her in person was a dream come true.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Cristela was awesome!

    by Bayona55 on 8/28/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    Thought I would hate the general admission...turned out to be best thing ever. Great seats, great show.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Hysterical and Smart

    by She88 on 8/24/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    I was introduced to Cristela via her sitcom on ABC. Her sitcom was groundbreaking and provided images of Latinas/os that viewers have not seen on U.S. English language television. From her funny writing on television to her stand-up she continues to make fun of topics that are new and not recycled. She is able to connect with various types of audience members as seen from the diversity of people at her show.

  • Rating: 4 out of 5

    General admission sucks

    by DoubleOh on 8/24/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    Having to show up 2 hrs early for a good seat sucks. Show and venue were great. Warm up act was great!

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Cristela put on a great show

    by carolA87311 on 8/23/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    Cristela was AMAZING put on a great show that was relatable I have seen her once before live and she did not let me down I laughed so hard I cried it was amazing if you're Mexican you wanna check her show out and even if you're not I'm sure you can relate to her mom jokes

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Cristela was amazing!

    by LSDIII on 8/23/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    We laughed from start to finish. Love, Love, Loved her show.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Cristela Alonzo was great.

    by Manolo13 on 8/23/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    She did a great show with a lot of jokes. I had a great time.

  • Rating: 2 out of 5

    Cristela was ok old jokes to political

    by Rgvpharr on 8/23/16Charline McCombs Empire Theatre - San Antonio

    Traveled 3.5 hours to see her, never again. She's ok and prices are low, but no worth a three hour drive. She getting to political. Just make us laugh I don't care about your political views. They didn't tell us it was going to be recorded.