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CHRIS DISTEFANO has performed at all of the top comedy clubs across New York City, including Gotham Comedy Club, The Comic Strip, and as a headliner at Caroline’s. CHRIS has been heard on Sirius XM radio, is a regular on MTV2’s GUY CODE, and he participated in Comedy Central's COMICS TO WATCH showcase as part of the New York Comedy Festival. Most recently, CHRIS killed with his set on THE LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN.

Reviews

Rating: 4.7 out of 5 based on 161 reviews
  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Sweet Chaos

    by Ricky on 2/9/22Beacon Theatre - New York

    From the opening with James Mattern, to Sergio Chicon, to Chris, the entire show was hilarious. They topped it off with a fantastic segment with Titi Jerry! Everyone got the crowd involved. We sat in the front row and did the meet and greet. One of the most memorable events I’ve ever been to. The venue is also beautiful the drinks were pretty good.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    11/10 Best Comedy Show

    by James C. on 2/9/22Beacon Theatre - New York

    Booked the tickets to see Chris Distefano with my friend & my brother-in-law the MOMENT the show was announced. We came into the city and enjoyed great drinks & apps at a nearby restaurant before the show. When it came time to go to the show, we were able to enter easily and conveniently into the Beacon Theatre. Everybody was visibly excited and the entire atmosphere was teeming with enthusiasm. The two openers who came on before Chris were hilarious and did an excellent job of warming the whole crowd of hundreds and hundreds of people up. When Chris finally came out, the place went nuts, it was really something special. Chris absolutely OBLITERATED the whole crowd and from the first joke on, the laughs, chuckles, and cackles never stopped rolling. Absolute brilliant performance, everyone I went with agreed we will HAVE to see him again!!

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Laughed a lot !

    by Eva on 2/8/22Beacon Theatre - New York

    After everything that is going on in the world, I really needed a night out with my girls laughing ! we didn’t stop ! Chris was hysterical! The open acts were great ! Amazing night ! 💜

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    amaze

    by cassidyh on 2/8/22Beacon Theatre - New York

    I listen to Chris every day whether it's on Chaos, Hey Babe, or any other podcast he's guest appearing on. Seeing him perform was a dream. His energy and personality shine just as bright in person! Keep making us laugh Chrisy Beacon!

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Show was amazing

    by Joe G on 2/8/22Beacon Theatre - New York

    Great show Chris was great so was Sergio who opened for him. Im definitely not disappointed at this show, it was 🔥

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Hysterical

    by Bbb on 2/8/22Beacon Theatre - New York

    Chrissy was hysterical, venue was beautiful overall an amazing night!

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    loved it!

    by Amanda on 11/30/21New Jersey Performing Arts Center - Newark

    Great show, loved the performance. Easy parking and entry, nice clean and modern venue, affordable tickets. I would have preferred if it was more specific which kind of COVID test (rapid or PCR) was acceptable and if online/email or paper was preferred for proof. I guessed and was happy it worked out for me. It was also uncomfortably warm in the audience, I wish there was more airflow because I was feeling a little anxious.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Amazing

    by Mimi / Steve on 11/30/21New Jersey Performing Arts Center - Newark

    It was an awesome experience. My boyfriend & I had a great time. We laughed until our tummy hurts. Over all great

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Great show!

    by Bri on 11/25/21The Wilbur - Boston

    The Wilbur seat assistance was super helpful. Chris’s openers came out at about 5:20 and they were great. Show was set for 5, we got out by 6:50 and that included a total of 3 sets, Chris and his two openers. Definitely recommend seeing him. Lots of great stories and hilarious jokes!

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Cuzzy wuzzy got down!!!

    by Danny on 11/24/21The Wilbur - Boston

    Chrissy killed it plain and simple!!! We got to see the legendary Homeless pimp, Sergio”DirtBag” Chacon, and a weird 40 year old opener with a fauxhawk!! If you love him on the poddy woddy you wont regret seeing him live!! 10/10!!!

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    What’re Ya Gonna Do?

    by K. S. on 10/28/21Great Cedar Showroom at Foxwoods Resort Casino - Mashantucket

    Absolutely hilarious performance - my first comedy show! Already bought tickets for his next one closer to home. Venue was much larger than anticipated but could hear everything and a decent view of the stage. All in all, couldn’t stop laughing and even made friends with others in the crowd. A great time!

  • Rating: 4 out of 5

    Hilarious Show!!

    by MEC2019 on 10/26/21Great Cedar Showroom at Foxwoods Resort Casino - Mashantucket

    The show was HILARIOUS!! I’ve had trouble with Ticketmaster in the past, but thankfully, I was able to buy tickets from them this time. They made it fairly easy to buy and the tickets went right to my phone. I got the tickets last minute and they turned out to be great seats! Ticketmaster DOES need to work on their website though. Recently I tried to buy tickets for a concert from the app and the website and both times came up with an “error” message. It became pretty frustrating.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    So funny!!

    by SM on 10/26/21Great Cedar Showroom at Foxwoods Resort Casino - Mashantucket

    The show was incredibly funny - will definitely buy tickets again if he comes back to CT!!

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Funny and Real Storyteller

    by Rari on 10/26/21Great Cedar Showroom at Foxwoods Resort Casino - Mashantucket

    Chris has a way with words, and is such a good storyteller. He makes his set entertaining and interactive. The stories he tells remind me of stories from my own life, and he adds humor to it in the best way.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Hilarious

    by Jenn on 10/26/21Great Cedar Showroom at Foxwoods Resort Casino - Mashantucket

    Enjoyed this show so much. It was my first comedy show I’ve been to. And I’ll definitely be going to more. But Chris kept us alll laughing the entire time!!!!

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Come baaack!

    by Conshygrrl on 8/24/21Punch Line Philly - Philadelphia

    Went to see Chrissy Chaos, and he was great as expected, but discovering Sergio Chicon was the icing on the cake.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Worth The Wait!

    by LP on 8/24/21Punch Line Philly - Philadelphia

    First off: I’m really grateful that Punchline changed up the seating arrangements! I was not looking forward to sitting with 5 strangers at a 6 top. Having my own table with one extra chair was perfect. The openers were great, I just wish someone would have told the first one not to yell into the mic, her voice was deafening every time she did. I thought Chris was so great that I wish I could have stayed for the 930 performance. The hecklers at the 730 show that Chris specifically called out more than once were not removed from the venue which was irritating considering all the signs warning people that heckling was not allowed. If you’re not going to enforce a policy, don’t make it a policy. As for the two drink minimum: I know it’s common at all comedy clubs, I just was surprised when I was only halfway through my tall boy, I was told that it was last call. Put that info on the menus on the table so people aren’t wasting anything. I know venues just want their money, but this could streamline the process for your cocktail waitresses.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    First comedy show did not disappoint

    by Brandon on 8/24/21Punch Line Philly - Philadelphia

    Chrissy D brought his usual brand of chaos, and I had a blast. The only time I stopped laughing was to gasp for air.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Awesome

    by Nikki on 8/24/21Punch Line Philly - Philadelphia

    Thanks so much for a great night out. Great show and venue!

  • Rating: 5 out of 5

    Had a great time!

    by Kay on 8/24/21Punch Line Philly - Philadelphia

    Such a good show, Chris is hilarious. I was in tears most of the time. So glad I got to see and he had such an awesome T-shirt design. If he ever comes back, I will be there!