This was truly one of the most disappointing theatre experiences I have ever had. I love a good re-telling of an old story, but this was truly ridiculous with no clear concept or direction. I was left feeling confused about what I was in fact watching. It was not The Nutcracker, but I didn't go into this thinking it would be. What I wasn't prepared for was the mess of a story that I watched. Starting at what can only be described as a 70's key party where a teenage girl continually throws her self at every married man at the party, this tragic retelling of a classic story continues down a trail that was hard to come back from. At one point a baby is eaten by rats while a nanny sleeps next to it. Parents panic and then get over it cause their teenage daughter has somehow become a pig. A pig that can only be cured by finding a nut and cracking it open. Suitors line up, break teeth, have a dentist pull them, and move on until we come to the nutcracker who can crack it open, curing the teenage daughter of your pigdom. But that is all, she is cured. He in fact wants their younger daughter that for the rest of the show I watch dance around the fact that they want to make out until they finally do, and then they finally do....forever...as the rest of the characters throughout the course of the show dance around them. This topped with the absolutely sloppy performances provided by the dancers to the equally ridiculous choreography made for the worst theatre experience I have ever had to sit though. This is not a family friendly show, this is not a friendly show for anyone. Avoid it at all cost.